Just nu ...
Just nu är klockan halv tre på natten och jag borde ha gjort klart min PEST-analys till imorgon vid det här laget men idag har varit en sån där dag, ni vet en sån där dag då man vet att man borde göra det man ska och vet att det egentligen inte borde vara några problem och att det förmodligen skulle gå ganska fort men lik förbannat kan man inte komma till skott utan gör allt för att distrahera sig själv från sina måsten med div serier, youtub-klipp, MySpace utforskningar och Facebook atteraljer... Hur som helst så ramlade jag på en facebook grupp om Oneonta och tyckte att det var ju ganska slående så jag publicerar ett par godbitar ur gruppen här...
you know you're from oneonta when...
the silver bullet has a picture of you on their wall of shame
being an alcoholic is totally acceptable
you only show up to those dumb RA activities for 10 minutes to get some free food and condoms
you know the name of at least one cop
you've been on academic probation
you've been on 10 other types of probation
you know some1 who has been kicked off campus
the day you visited the school to check it out, it was the most beautiful amazing day ever...now that only happens the first and last 10 days of school
you've been arrested and you've bailed a friend out of jail
you took two different buses just to get to wall-mart
the campus is an 8 minute walk from end to end but you took the bus from one side of campus to the other
when you've been arrested for falling down the steps
when people willingly rufie themselves
when a 19 year old guy can get into the bar using a 27 year old females ID
When you know at least a dozen people who drink and drive on a regular basis, even though it's free to ride the drunk bus.
youve dance with the guitar dude outside of cosmos at 2 in the morning.... before running to catch the last bus back to campus.
when every night at the bars you know every single person who says hi to you when your wasted, but if you see them in class or around campus you have no fucking clue who they are
at least one of the places you've lived in got condemmed...
You consider smoking weed every night to be competely acceptable.
You consider smoking weed before classes to be completely accepteble.
when you go home for break and your parents say WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU
and that's Oneonta and their dry campus approach for ya... ;) Nu ska jag skriva den där jäkla uppgiften innan jag somnar med ansiktet i boken...
you know you're from oneonta when...
the silver bullet has a picture of you on their wall of shame
being an alcoholic is totally acceptable
you only show up to those dumb RA activities for 10 minutes to get some free food and condoms
you know the name of at least one cop
you've been on academic probation
you've been on 10 other types of probation
you know some1 who has been kicked off campus
the day you visited the school to check it out, it was the most beautiful amazing day ever...now that only happens the first and last 10 days of school
you've been arrested and you've bailed a friend out of jail
you took two different buses just to get to wall-mart
the campus is an 8 minute walk from end to end but you took the bus from one side of campus to the other
when you've been arrested for falling down the steps
when people willingly rufie themselves
when a 19 year old guy can get into the bar using a 27 year old females ID
When you know at least a dozen people who drink and drive on a regular basis, even though it's free to ride the drunk bus.
youve dance with the guitar dude outside of cosmos at 2 in the morning.... before running to catch the last bus back to campus.
when every night at the bars you know every single person who says hi to you when your wasted, but if you see them in class or around campus you have no fucking clue who they are
when you see a guy making a serious livnig getting wasted and selling hot dogs in a parking garage every weekend.
at least one of the places you've lived in got condemmed...
You consider smoking weed every night to be competely acceptable.
You consider smoking weed before classes to be completely accepteble.
when you go home for break and your parents say WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU
and that's Oneonta and their dry campus approach for ya... ;) Nu ska jag skriva den där jäkla uppgiften innan jag somnar med ansiktet i boken...
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